Just for fun: Our favourite jokes

06th Nov 18 | Back to blog

One of the great things about humans is that, even when faced with a problem, we can usually still see the funny side to it.

So with that in mind we have put together a list of our favourite building/timber/construction jokes… and just in time for all you who need a few new jokes at Christmas!

Woodworm Jokes

What did the woodworm say when he went to the pub?Image result for Woodworm joke

Is the bar tender here?

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm?

He was found inside a brick.

One woodworm asked another “How’s life”

“Same as usual” he replied “Boring”

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It’s been nice gnawing you.

Electrician Jokes

What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream?Image result for electrician jokes

Shock-a-lot.

What kind of car does an electrician drive?

A Volts-wagon.

What do you call a detective electrician?

Sherlock Ohms.

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.

I’m ex-static!

Construction Jokes

How do construction workers party?Image result for building construction jokes

They raise the roof!

Why did the construction worker dip his finger in blue ink?

To get a blue print.
Pressed the Hammer Function button on my new drill, and it keeps playing “You can’t touch this”.

Roofing Jokes

Image result for roofing jokesWhy do roof tilers have so much trouble getting out of bed in the morning?

Because they are bedded in mortar.

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Awww, never mind… It’s over your head!!

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself…

Where’s my roof?

 

Do you have some funny jokes you’d like to share? Why not contact us with your favourite and we will add it to our list.